I just keep telling my wife that it's on it's death bed and that's why we need a PS5. Seems to be working out.

For the last freakin’ time: That thing you keep calling your PS4 is your microwave.

That’s too many screens. Three is the perfect number. Sorry not sorry.

This and give him an intro for all his videos that’s a MST3K/Bobby’s World hybrid.

“LCDs have saved a ton of space!!”

Celebrity: says or does or posts something woke* in response to a tragedy.

I bet your piss doesn’t smell like popcorn.

I’m sure Cheeto is, at this very moment, sitting on the toilet trying not to rage stroke over Obama’s (extremely polite) read.

Username doesn’t check out.

I support Victoria for speaking her mind, but I cannot support this take.
Dark mode is where it’s at. 

Write this article but from the perspective of how when playing as the British Empire and Commonwealth forces you’re nearly always in an entirely White army despite the Empire being predominantly made up of Asian and African peoples or how no campaign ending ever has “and by jove, who cares if Bengal starved and…

I liked Oregon Trail, but Carmen Sandiego was my real Computer Lab Jam.

I fucking love you so, so much Rebecca.

Along with the pile of horseshit these women have had to deal with, the knowledge that the US Soccer Federation is obviously wasting the ladies' hard-earned prize money on some shit lawyers must be particularly galling.

Virginians know that, in fact, people from Maryland and DC are the worse drivers. We just call them “city drivers.” You will hardly ever go through a day with out saying to yourself, “fuckin DC drivers can’t drive a lick.”

I lived in Edmonton. This is typical. I would say they put up a good argument for worst drivers in North America. A bold claim, I know. But valid in my experience.

I volunteer as tribune, to offer up the first, of what will likely be many excuses...

I would love to live in late 60's to mid 70's Britain. Well... I don’t know if I actually want to LIVE there, but I would like to SHOP there. Get me some of those big turtlenecks and Tory glasses. 

Everyone here is a jackass: the recliner, the reclinee, the flight attendant, and (most significantly) the airlines who treat their customers like cattle.

The new paint scheme, like the administration itself, perfectly represents modern America: tacky, stupid, greedy and tasteless.