Business? In MY Deutsche Demokratische Republik?

MacGyver + Hans Gruber = MacGruber

I love how he uses his foot to (assuming) push in the grill....then shuts the hood and goes “oh shit, way to far” and proceeds to yank it back out. Exactly how I do body work.

“…the seller claims more than $7,000 in parts having gone into it over the course of the past seven years ownership”

“These allegations are being made by a man who is currently out on bail for federal crimes and is desperate to reduce his exposure to prison.”

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

Yes, and also:

Got to be a British thing.

A fake diff is almost as bad as a fake sunroof.

That’s nada lada changes.

Can we all collectively agree to officially call it the “PedoGuy Truck” from now on??

I vote for the new gaping maw that BMW has decided on.

The DeLorean Flight of the Navigator:

Possibly the best known corner name in the world. 

Opinions go in all caps. Do you even internet, Bro?

Yep, I was afraid of this. He got hit by Cupid’s Alero.