"Purchase A Black Mile To The Surface here, which helps support The A.V. Club." After that review?

What about eggs?

I was thinking 70's.

I give this review a D-. And the episode a good solid B. Maybe a B+ for using the opening salvo to the original Hooked on Classics several times. That really took me back.

"This contract was written by two lawyers who had to keep waking each other up"

I paused and read Marge's roster, the list of kickers was pretty clever. And Lisa's definition of trash talk was perfect.

Now THAT is funny. You should write for The Onion.