before meeting Anthony Davis: blue collar

Crazy fucker rigged a Home Alone trap.

Facts:

“It’s a tarp!”

Listen. James Harrison may be a sanctimonious blowhard, but he also strikes me as the kind of dude you don’t want to give any extra motivation to fuck you up.

I always thought Joey Porter was an abject moron, but I stand corrected. At least he was smart enough not to wake Harrison up.

This is like a bizarro Martellus Bennett situation, where Harrison just wanted to play and the Steelers weren’t playing him. All these Steelers talking shit look really bad. I mean, you weren’t playing him, he wanted to play, you released him.

Players witnessed Harrison sleeping in a recliner during position meetings and snoring loudly while outside linebackers coach Joey Porter tried to teach

I bet this sounded super funny in your head.

got’eeeeem!

Some people accept that they got owned and move on. You are not one of those people.

Yup, end the humiliation and get the fuck out of there. Poor guy will end up like William H Macy’s character in Boogie Nights....

Since it is only a calf injury, must have been bovine intervention.

Well, as a fan of the Milwaukee Bucks I felt bad for Brown when he got injured, too. Also, as a fan of cricket I was especially disgusted. And as much as I root for snow on Christmas, it hurt me to see Brown get hurt.

The collective European reaction to this tweet in one picture:

That’s Zwart Piet. He’s a Moor, but many people are calling for less.

Be honest, how high were you when you wrote that?

“Quit lookin’ at your stupid VORP spreadsheets and learn to grip a damn baseball, you fucking pansy.”