They’re still going to be “going to be” a force in a few years. The Sixers are in a state of both perpetual future-tense glory and permanent present-tense ass-sucking.

West Virginia watched and shouted at the tv screen, “Hey! They’re cheating! You’re not allowed to score any points in the final 30 seconds of the game!”

Should have gone with the shotgun.

Coach Strong deeply regrets installing a pistol offense on Saturday afternoon. Which led to a pistol offense on Saturday night.

“Oh no. We’ll lose all those Raider fans,” said city officials, while unsuccessfully trying to keep from laughing.

Good imo. Team owner billionaires can go fuck themselves and use their own fucking money those $12 beer selling twat twiddlers.

God, I hate the NFL. Love football, but can’t stand the NFL.

LOL. A Kardashian and a half?

“Men Playing Game With Ball For A Living Is Kind Of A Gimmick”

What the fuck are you highlight truthering this kid for? You admit yourself in the article that you can’t really get 70 in a game without this kind of shenanigans. What’s the point of saying this?

I kept waiting for it to start screaming or turn murderous. Somehow, I think this was worse.

“Sentient Breadstick” was my old stripper name.

Dear Rajon:

Oh well - he’s been to far better parties anyway:

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

I think if Ray Allen does get that call, he’ll just let it go after 2 rings.

The Sinbad movie Shazam was way better anyway.

wtf is this nonsense? I need to listen to 43 mins of content rather than read through something in a few minutes… it’s great if you add a funbag to the deadcast but I still want my text version deadcast. Fuck every podcast.

Get some headphones, shitlord

“No, I don’t think you could say that.”