I believe that YOU arent fit for combat, but there is plenty of proof now and throughout history that women are and I have my CIB.

That was a slip, the place where I type isnt the best (on my couch) and unless there are squiggly red lines, chances are I will miss a mistake. I do all my proof-reading on printed versions and didnt bother to do that with this screed.

Normally Texans fans are gasping when tasked with walking up a small flight of stairs.

Whoever buys this place better have an amazon dash button for lysol wipes.

If you don’t take lunch, when do you drink your cocktails?

President of what, the Canadian-American Citizens Friendship Club?

I would bet on a coed American football team if they were playing against and Iraqi or Afghan one.

They are worried about lowering standards, it has not happened, and it likely won’t work.

Get some, Marine! If you can do the job and help the US, I’m all for it. She's probably a better shot than 99.9% of us here.

Don’t worry little one, you and everyone you know will always have the Cardinals to be insufferable about.

Yes, but what does the fox say?

I wonder if - now I’m just spitballing here - of repeated blows to the head impair the right processes of those who work and fight in the field of sports.

It’s okay Tom. Chances are it is just a potato gun.

Gardai from Crumlin is a loose cannon, should be off the force for good

Les Misérables de Cleveland here will never get old. Never.

EXCELLENT screen name.

Coaches these days! You’re supposed to make adjustments during the game.

Also: don’t touch his dick. His gross hand was just all over it.

Lolll at your user name!