Nah - all you get is an 85% crack-pipe loss.

Weird - whenever I hear that name I think of either a cannabis strain or an artificial sweetener.

Thats a lot of money to drive a Fiat 500 loaner most of the year.

Better than the “way too happy, possibly borderline retarded” Mazda face.

The name Stelvio derives from the Stelvio Pass,^[1] Italy’s highest mountain pass, noted for its 48 circuitous switchbacks. - Alpha’s press release from 2016 (also Wikipedia)

Cruisin’ down the street in my 6-4.

Are you saying being born in the US means she cannot honor her culture?

Jumping in your car and speeding away with a revoked license then pulling an illegal U-turn into oncoming traffic after screaming at the police officer and not immediately being arrested or worse pretty much immediately lets you guess both the skin color and the gender of the person in question. If a black man tried…

Agreed. The story is a bit to open ended for my taste. Seems like there should be more details.

Wow, this is worse than I thought. She also makes people wait in line behind her while she writes a check. Definitely needs to get help.

Why is she not already in jail for violating multiple traffic laws (including driving on a revoked license) in front of a police officer?

Its like internet, You can have unlimited, but after whenever we feel like, we can slow it down to whatever we feel like. So thanks for the money and fuck you.

So, um...I guess there’s another thing we can add to the “while brown/black” list.

Real art takes time, son.

Pretty and white. Trailer trash isn’t going to get a pass.

2. Have breasts.

Never say “Sorry” - that’s an admission of guilt. You just wrote your own ticket doing that.

if this is anything like the last airline fiasco, the CEO is simultaneously writing statements about reaching out the the customer while also writing an email to employees stating the customer was belligerent and deserved to be removed.