I’m talking more about the GPS accuracy.  I tried using it on a city route and I was missing turns like crazy, since it can’t get within 800 feet of the actual position which renders it useless.  I tried it exactly once, and after two missed turns ditched it for Google Maps.  I believe that Google keeps the best…

What are ya, chicken?

Waze is great if you enjoy an ad for a family restaurant popping up EVERY GODDAMN TIME you stop - which in California stop-and-go traffic is every 5 seconds.

Take my star, you masterful bastard.  Too bad I didn’t have another to give for the username...

The Crown Vic is the only logical choice.  It will take him across the country and back at least 10 times without dying.  Those things will still be running long after the sun has burnt out...

I’ve always been curious if Ms. Coduri has some kind of family history with our family (Codori) prior to coming to America back a couple centuries ago...

Counter-counter-point:

Fake, luckily.

I simply use Common Sense 2.0, the one app that helps me figure out which apps I should use...

If you use Clamnog instead, I hear that stuff doesn’t expire, so you’d be good. Who wants a nice glass of clamnog?

Welp, all the unqualified people at Tesla are currently working in the body-fitment/alignment department...

You’d definitely be able to find them later by following the smell...

Or imagine being rear ended yourself and inertia carrying all that...stuff in the frunk rearwards towards the driver...

Yeah but then after the trip is done, you have to reach into frunk to open the drain with your bare hands. Yuck.

Wow that pic is awesome!!1!!11

It was a car missing the engine. The only other names we call that are:

I’d be happy if Bezos (Bozo) could, um, you know...pay his taxes...

While is does push the envelope in terms of being severely open in it’s lewdness, it never goes beyond “anime tiddies”, and only has implied V and D images. It’s more in terms of vulgar descriptions. It doesn’t really push the boundaries compared to something like “Why the hell are you here, Sensei” which also got an…

Really.  The main character’s name is Stunk, for crying out loud...

Where’s my flying car, dagnammit!