And it’s gonna be yuuuuge.

“You been watching films? That’s cool, watch this”

*INCORRECT. The best answer is this:

It’s ok. It gets better.

“He didn’t get the flu this year. Fuck that guy! How rude.”

I basically said “I don’t get the flu often and flu shots are hit-and-miss” so...I guess that means mansplaining to you. Or, something.

And then there are some of us who really don’t get the flu at all.

1st Gear:

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re going to see some serious shite.

I sent back my 2013 Passat TDI (which I purchased as a CPO) and picked up a 2014 535D M Sport. I purchased the BMW at about 50% off the MSRP when new.

Lighten up Francis, this isn’t Harvard Law Review.

Ugh.

Of course they don’t share the same units. I was pointing out that diesels commonly create more torque than HP, usually upward of 50% more. Like a 1:2 ratio.

So it makes a whopping 12 more ft/lbs of torque versus HP. That’s cute. What’s that, a 5% increase?

I just purchased a 2014 535d M Sport which retailed for about 68k for less than half that after three years. Still under warranty to boot.

OMG, aren’t you just precious? You must be new to politics...

The real twist of the story? Caleb turns and says “Winter is coming...” as the first snow flakes begin to drop from the sky.

It’s the new “grounded to the ground”

Where’s the fill port for all the v-tec fluid, and the v-tec windshield sticker?

I prefer the movie version...