Still waiting on the every-man’s car: Midsize Sedan, 4 doors and 300 HP for $35,000. No, not the bolt or model 3, I’m talking Passat/Accord/Camry sized car with comparable performance.

Quick answer:

Everyone on Jalopnik wants the D. Give ‘em the D(iesel), Mazda!

ANY dog can attack for unknown reasons. Regardless of breed. Dalmatians and poodles (!) are notorious attackers, even though pits get the bad rap.

Yes we are.

VW should skip FCA - they should simply purchase Tesla and start cranking out a variety of electrics.

Still wondering what Tesla has in place for the eventual servicing needs. At $35k price point, he won’t be personally picking you up with a concierge service...

Please take a star from me for your great aunt.

The worst part of this whole situation is how that deputy hightailed it out of there as soon as it was revealed he was a lawyer. Then when the drug dog did what the officers told it to do in order to search the car, they spend a LONG time searching the front seat (even though the stop was regarding the passenger).

Just inherited a C6 and can attest to the low RPM thing. It Idles at about 900 and about 1500 RPM @ 70 MPH.

Yes we started the relaunch. It came on the heels of a food poisoning scare at the restaurant. Their brand too a huge hit. The joke at the office was that “Jack was going to have a special on hamburgers - if you survived the first oner the second one was free.”

“Cool story bro” moment:

I once went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

Heck - I won’t answer calls from numbers I do not recognize. And if no message is left - there you go.

What happened to the kids after the door closed?

Something something tire pressure. AMIRITE?

Little Feat are the shit.

The real reason the Giants want to go easy on the wins this season:

Because of computers and all - maybe you can automate the operation of the manual. You can come up with a fancy set of initials, such as DSG, because that’s what millennials like.