Yes we started the relaunch. It came on the heels of a food poisoning scare at the restaurant. Their brand too a huge hit. The joke at the office was that “Jack was going to have a special on hamburgers - if you survived the first oner the second one was free.”

“Cool story bro” moment:

I once went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

Heck - I won’t answer calls from numbers I do not recognize. And if no message is left - there you go.

What happened to the kids after the door closed?

Something something tire pressure. AMIRITE?

Little Feat are the shit.

The real reason the Giants want to go easy on the wins this season:

Because of computers and all - maybe you can automate the operation of the manual. You can come up with a fancy set of initials, such as DSG, because that’s what millennials like.

True story time:

Of course she sleeps well now - after getting rid of that brat that was cramping her pole dancing at local bars and locking lips with other ladies...

Anyone else notice the huge portrait of Hillary right by the door he entered from? That thing must burn his hide every time he goes through that door.

I’m leaning more towards and software bug/glitch where the data from the two sensors do not balance each other out and the software either makes an assumption or some other error occurs.

I’m thinking more in the way of the occasional radar lock from a ground-to-air missile system to cheerfully say to the bombers “we see you, and now you’ll start to notice us, too”

He was running because she was transitioning to become a boy and is considered “doping”

What he needs to do is park a large white cargo trailer in his driveway...

I have one family member who is wheelchair bound and another that uses a cane for walking assistance - and this guy is blocking the sidewalk. It’s against the law in Richmond VA, and most likely in his county too. It’s also very inconsiderate. You would think that a civil servant (retired) and one who is now…

Can’t we shoot a couple bombers down and then claim that there were “no US activities in the area”? Just do that a few times and things will straighten right out...

All the talk about the back end of this thing and not one photo or the rear seats or new hatch area. Three(!) shots of the front seat that hasn’t really changed tho, so there’s that...