I am reconciling myself to the very real possibility that Top Gear, as we've known it, is over. The lads are at the end of their contract with the BBC anyway.

Mine has mostly become a $400 comic book reader. Unfortunately, I don't use it for most tablety things I should.

Open a Beer Bottle With a XXXXXXX. Why can't we just sum up these posts that come up every so often with: "Open a Beer Bottle With a Level, using you index finger as a fulcrum." Spoon, Fork, Knife, Lighter, very stiff Feather, anything. It's not magic.

This is the same technique you can use to open a beer bottle with anything that can withstand the force without breaking or bending - the back of a folding knife, empty ammunition shells, a dowel, baby food jar lid, folded up dollar bill, and of course the college standard, a cigarette lighter.

Floppy disks? C'mon man, everyone knows the future is the Jaz Drive!