It would be worth doing something like this in the U.S., if for no other reason than watch the hosts of Fox & Friends all drop dead of aneurysms as they struggle for an appropriate reaction to it.

There is nothing “gotcha” about this. You are espousing a belief in a particular philosophy, but you are unable to explain the particulars of that philosophy at any more than a superficial level that’s not even unique to that philosophy. “Government should be more efficient and not overreach” is not unique to…

I am glad you repeat that yourself in the mirror every morning, i hope it helps you.

First off...I was being generous with your idea that libertarians are okay with regulation. It’s literally the one thing they fundamentally are against.

much rather chill with all the other godless sodomites who didn’t get raptured than go spend time with billy graham, so

THIS! It wasn’t the glow that bothered me...it was all the implications that glowing has that bothered me.

Wait people are choosing bees over an ocean with fish in it? You guys know bees aren’t the only pollinators, right?

I mean, I voted for having to kill someone. If you can see radioactive glow, you’re probably gonna die a painful, protracted death. I’ll take having to kill someone over my body falling apart in the most painful way over the course of a few days.

Right. I’m guessing the people who weren’t raptured were like me so...the more the merrier. Because if all you have to do is say yes to Jesus, there are gonna be a LOT of assholes up in heaven, including some from my family.

It’s cannibalism but without all the mess and personal guilt though. Out of sight, out of mind!

Aren’t Soylent and Cannibalism basically the same thing? How would you choose?

Also, obviously I chose being stuck with people with who weren’t raptured. Who would want to be around people who WERE?!

“He was a nice kid that came from a great family.” Case closed.

I can’t believe that, in early voting, Wellness is beating Capitalism, considering that Wellness is Capitalism, just the even worse kind of capitalism where it’s explicitly trying to sell you bullshit by making you feel really awful about yourself. At least regular capitalism occasionally produces really cool sandwich…

The last fleeting hope UVA fans had was the appearance of the final score on the Rolling Stone website.  

Seriously dude. That’s the most ridiculous argument i’ve ever seen. “Thinking of the children” GTFO. Most games being streamed are about emptying clips on other people, cleaving heads off, wandering on desolate psycho people’s haunted houses, slaying demons.
Children literally have tits shoved in their faces for a…

The bulldog has booked its return flight on Spirit Airlines.

Can I tag along? I’d love to call David Brooks a dipshit to his face.

from my D&D “what does a wisdom score mean”: