I can’t speak as a parent, but I can speak as someone who grew up as a child in a city, in a neighborhood that some people considered dangerous (conversely, people in poorer neighborhoods would die laughing if I told them people thought that.). I found that growing up in a city made me a lot more used to growing up…

Felt like I was reading Sex and the City Samantha fan fic

Some of us have to go through it to get to New Orleans.

I mean, we all still think Krasinski is a terrible actor, right?

I’ve downplayed the whole Santa thing to my kids because I’m super uncomfortable lying to them about mythical beings (“Santa is real, Jesus is a myth” is confusing), but I’m also not willing to bring the wrath of their classmates’ parents down on me. So Santa leaves one kinda-crappy gift for them and everything else…

some sort of bad-coffee-drinking society

I’m guessing the priests who are supposed to splash holy water on Megyn to exorcise the Fox demons didn’t show up for work today.

This post made me hate intellectuals

It was. But:

lol what? Jezebel failed because they reported on a story they knew to be correct but were mean to their commenters? Come the fuck on.

so, so, so NOT BINGO. everyone is running to defend themselves for plugging their ears and not showing one shred of doubt where there was damn good reason to be suspicious. TEAM JEZEBEL ALL THE WAY ON THIS ONE.

Your comment illustrates why investing in education should be a top priority. Hopefully the next time a bridge collapses in the US you’ll be driving over it.

Found Louis’s burner account

Here’s the simple fact: It’s The New York Times

I’m not sure why you’re bringing up the Washington Post? The New York Times broke the story earlier this morning — two different cities, two completley different media outlets.

Disagree, Jones is a Trump stooge who had no problem with Goodell when he was acting as judge and jury for various player infractions but now all of a sudden has a problem because his own guy, Ezekiel Elliott got caught in the crosshairs