All I got out of this was Chuando Tan. I would like to...um...be his...friend.

Refrain:

I just dislike the mandatory farewell touching. I don’t want to touch people...

Hand shaking is awful anyways. 75% of the time at work, it’s somebody I dislike. And then they wanna show how big a man they are with crushing, or it’s just fingers, or their hand are clammy, or they are just a dirty person.

As far as women go, I follow their lead. If they wanna shake, I’ll shake. If they wanna hug, I…

I thought this guy wasn’t allowed to speak in public, unless this is Kelly’s endgame to boot him next.

I immigrated from South Vietnam in the closing days of what, over there, is known as “The American War” when I was 4 years old. I left on a CIA plane (my mom worked for the CIA and my dad was a South Vietnamese officer) on April 19, 1975. In a week and a half, South Vietnam ceased to exist as a nation. I literally…

If they really gave a damn about our economy, Bannon, Sessions and Miller would drive down to the border, get on their knees and start begging and pleading for more illegal immigrants to come here.

As someone whose entire professional career was basically assisting homeowners with Foreclosure Prevention at a high success rate, this is a double-edged sword. CRA is popular with banks in part because they learned to game the laws. They can go into minority, poor communities and get people hooked into legal and…

Hahaha. That’s great. I have no Norwegian heritage, but I grew up in Northern Minnesota around a lot of Scandinavians so I feel a kinship.

Why? He came up with it, along with priming the pump.

Dear Cops & Blind Defenders Of These Assholes:

They might as well be walking on the sun.

Idc...fuck that pear.

Because you’re in the half they don’t want. Go away.

With all due respect, can we stop with this “changing the narrative” shit? Healthcare, Russian collusion, and everything else isn’t going anywhere. Other stories regarding this administration’s stupidity might be “trending” (ugh) certain days and times, but that doesn’t mean that we’ve forgotten everything else that’s…

Because being Transgender isn’t classified as a mental disorder and hasn’t been for a long time?
Because Transgender people have been serving in secret for decades and it hasn’t caused any problems?
Because Transgender people have been serving openly for a year and it hasn’t caused any problems?
Because Transgender…

He does not look healthy enough for sexual activity.

Yup