i had dengue fever and blood started pouring out of my nose in huge amounts, it was pooling at the bottom of the er room floor ( I was already at the hospital because my platelet count was very very low). if I don’t keep it pinched, it’s trickling like a fast leaky faucet. if I pinched it and hold my head back, the…

I’m an adult male with particular preferences (lol) but this Barbie is surprisingly good!

I would always be wary of people with anime avatars. they’re usually not arguing in good faith.

I saw the news this morning and I was waiting for this post!

2011 I tried to join the army, everybody else’s ASVAB scores were well in the 40s and 50s. highest one was 60s and only me and an Indian guy was 98 and 99. I was also almost too fat to qualify, if I didn’t poop that morning, I might need a waiver.

I attended the Manila Major and and it is true that a lot of the tickets were sold out. I was a friend of someone who bought a lot of tickets and sold it through other markets. Aside from the very tacky performances it went fine, one of the huge monitors is busted though and one side couldn’t see what was happening in…

according to WaPo he turned down the offer

umm houston, San Antonio and maybe Dallas, but definitely not fort Worth.

I don’t think he’s referring to Iraq or Afghanistan though, surely he knows that both of them started 15 and 13 years ago.

that Prussian military uniform cannot possibly hold cheetolini’s massive neck

I remember when I first got my immigrant visa - it was a nice morning in November and I celebrated with a venti mocha frappucino at the Starbucks near the US embassy.

yes, it is the standard napoleonic infantry man uniform. one which napoleon likes to wear to seem humble and down to earth.

let us rejoice in the fact that the average Russian male will die before 60 because of Vodka related ailments.

I am disturbed by the amount of salt that bounces off or gets stuck at his elbows.

ugh, I think you meant “Happy Holidays!”

on my 10th birthday I asked for a bible as a christmas gift, a few years later i became an atheist.

on Stephen colbert’s show, one of them (can’t remember who) said that cranston actually approached James Franco for a role in this film

somewhere, there’s a portrait of her getting younger.

he was on the diane rehm show a few days ago and he casually mentioned the pardon for everyone in the orange regime. it felt good because the old norm of politician saying dumb shit and then actually becomes accountable was back but just for a brief moment.

I had the same feeling and I also thought about not reading up on anything for a while. it was unavoidable to read the headlines but I slowly realized that people are starting to fight back and that we are not alone in this struggle. the post election coverage by jezebel really helped and so did the commentariat.