This is what happens when you watch Star Trek V. That, and the uncontrollable urge to kill William Shatner.

All I can think of when I see this headline is Star Trek V.

We found love in a ropeless place.

A full 5 minutes after I read this — BOOM! — I suddenly got it.

Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.

I love you. I don’t know who you are, but I love you so much for this comment.

Why oh why did I read this in public. Now I look special. Thanks.

jeez

Starred both for the reference and because IDGAF what anyone says, I honestly love that song.

Lebron lies too and says he don’t mind

Oh my god.

This is just another empty gesture ESPN is using to prove they’re not too Liberal. Well, if they ever want to win ME back, they’re gonna hafta:

hey baby let’s keep in touch

Nice. Warriors in Four.

This is a terrible comment (although perhaps I’ve grown a little cynical).

This was beautiful. What a way to start the week!

+2 traveling

to shake his confidence, duh

Because it’s a black woman who said it.