Your introduction, for some reason, has me imagining a very well dressed and put together sex worker having a jaunty walk down Sesame Street.

Preach.

I’m 6'7".

Doesn’t make what you said any less true.

Thanks for this. So few comments that make me want to both laugh and break down in tears from existential dread in the same moment.

No doubt the crowd will turn against Floyd. He has a lot of trouble reading the room.

You can be sued for anything. It’s likely CK would not win, as he’s a public figure.

Pfft. You know Old Nan got down back in her day.

He does teach how to stick it with the pointy end.

She left his ass back in Essos.

I don’t know, seems like he had a rather, uh, pointed exit interview from the Night’s Watch...

a tame and relatively toothless apology for the picture she posted on Instagram Monday night of herself descending the steps of a government airplane in Kentucky, dressed in the tagged brands of Tom Ford, Valentino and Hermés.

“If you aren’t interested in sex, I’m not interested in you”

I think we’re shifting the blame a little bit here. This all could have been avoided if the announcer in question had changed his name to something less offensive, like “Robert Hitler”.

I had sex this year. Sex is what creepos want to do to children. OMG I PROMOTED PEDOPHILLIA

And by “draining the swamp” I’m sure he means “burning the Reichstag”.

Excellent take. I have a high tolerance for terrible cities (I grew up in Cincinnati...not current, fun, Cincinnati but old, terrible, even MORE racist Cincinnati) and Dallas just fucking sucks.

Good opportunity to bring this out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_Clear_Channel_memorandum

White supremacy is not a problem. White supremacy is a myth and a lie. Racism is a problem. Particularly white racism.

This is about as appropriate as Home Depot’s September 11th sale on box cutters.