I just started going back to the gym last week.

You could have had a much greater economic effect by building a world class convention center and performance hall for about the same amount of money.

I’d be surprised if he has entered a woman since Barron was conceived. He’s got all the marks of a guy who want’s everyone to think he fucks, but is too proud to get an ED prescription.

For the entirety of this man’s 3 month reign in the White House Press Room, I will hum this whenever I see him on TV.

He does not look healthy enough for sexual activity.

This is evil. And right up my alley.

Nice wet work.

It was always going to happen this way.

My social life is a disaster. Every relationship I’ve had with a woman has turned to ashes and I am convinced I will die alone.

Thanks. I realized it after I posted, but kept it as a monument to my shameness.

I’m an idiot and cannot figure how to post a video.

I disagree. Everyone has located the fire, they are just in the process of triple and quadruple sourcing it.

Try out for a reality television show.

I am incredibly charming and charismatic and am NOT a psychopath thank you very much. All the severed heads in my fridge tell me so.

HOLY CRAP.

Anybody remember the Jamie Kennedy X-periment? I remember it being awesome and in reality it was probably less so.

Bingo.

I concur, and can speak from authority as someone who has guided multiple franchises to NBA Championships in NBA 2K on difficulty levels up to and including All Star.

Michelle,

Duh, the Lannisters CANNOT be Trump.