Come on people, cut them some slack.

A may putting on a dress for the purposes of entering a woman’s restroom to peep is not a transsexual. That person is a creep and we already have laws barring disruptions in public spaces like restrooms.

I dunno, but when I pick up my tequila it’s in a car with doors that go like this, not like that.

There’s no secret as to why the Raiders are trying to keep every cent the stadium will eventually make: Mark Davis is broke. Well, as broke as an NFL owner can be at least.

Hopefully your wife isn’t of “the troops” or you’d really be fucked.

“Wife, I very much enjoyed this dinner. I shall now pre-select a HIGH FIVE in order to express the happiness this meal has brought me.”

This has nothing to do with me, it has to do with equal protection under the law.

Why can’t it be: here’s a sweater, put this on over your shirt?

The principal ordered the SRO to arrest Summer, but before he could put her in handcuffs, her mother called back.

They’ll just blame illegal immigrants. That always seems to do the trick.

This. This. This. This. This. This. This.

I’m tempted to say this is just a policy paper, that it has no real chance at becoming law.

Hot take: Donald Trump will be responsible for far more death than ISIS during his term.

I laughed harder at this than I should have.

That’s a Coors Cold Hard Fact.

Freedom is government not telling you where you can take your gun but legislating where you can pee. I get it now.

And I realize the irony of someone with my screen name making this comment.

Eh. This is a joke factory for me. I could care less about the plot as long as it brings the funny.

Poor Enes has now been the victim of two tyrannical regimes...Turkey and the NCAA.

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