I know it, we are just fucking awful. We are just as bad as dook fans, minus the privilege.

Sorry, it’s difficult to type while simultaneously chewing tobacco and a piece of straw.

Stop it! The ending of Lost was awesome. You just had to mentally prepare yourself for the fact that the plot would not come together logically and focus instead on the character moments.

Ugh, considering the state of the rest of our nation, Florida might be the lucky one in this gif nowadays.

They’ll be playing Kentucky in the first round. As a Kentucky grad, employee and fan but a Northern Kentucky native, I expect to never hear the end of it for the rest of my life if they upset us.

Why can’t she be both?

I get exactly what I want out of instagram. Pictures of adorable puppies.

But that would preclude a whole host of interesting role-playing scenarios.

Come on, stop it. It’s not like a poor person with a smartphone has invested in an incredible tool that can open up the world around them including job networking and educational opportunities that might not be available them otherwise.

Happy, because Twitler is punishing browns.

Bingo. Also because there are Senators up for reelection in 2020 in Medicaid expansion states.

Jesus always said, don’t wait for your reward in heaven, it will be given to you on Earth in the form of material riches, which are much more important than spiritual wealth.

Please, stop it. The way you are talking you would think the availability of mostly affordable smartphones has opened up the internet to huge populations under-served by affordable cable internet, both here in the United States and around the world.

My mom got T-boned by a drunk driver. The first night in the hospital alone was $34,000.

Neither was George W. Bush, by the way.

I read the average health care costs for a family of four are around $18,000 annually. Guess I shouldn’t have bought 30 iPhones.

Please. You’re telling me you wouldn’t want to see the results of Twitler sitting in a room for an hour with nothing but paper and a box of crayolas?

I demand to see GRRM’s tax returns and Trump’s pages.

Sorry, I’m just too wired on caffeine and outrage. I’m in complete danger of becoming humorless. A, zone of danger if you will.

As they say in the future, Doubleplusgood Albert.