Can you break a hundred?

I now have a sudden need to train a classroom full of children to answer that same question with “GRAD SCHOOL AND HELL!”

RESIGN, YOU SLIMY VENAL CHICKENFUCKING COCKSMOKER, RESIGN. RESIGN. RESIGN. RESIGN.

Oh, they’ll try. But here’s the difference between Stalin and Hitler and Trump. Stalin had to deal with Russians. Hitler had to deal with Germans. Trump has to deal with Americans.

I have it on good authority that if you touch a woman three times on her elbow, poke her left thigh once, then lick her right earlobe, she squirts.

Meanwhile, us Venture Bros. fans....

You should see how I react about food

If you watched the meeseeks episode and didn’t laugh, you can go fuck yourself

Who said anything about intent? I’m just saying it sucks and fails to capture what makes the original character awesome.

I’ve seen a distressing amount of Genji/Zenyatta porn to know for an absolute fact that every conceivable market exists.

You mean Overcrotch?

I don’t mind the Bunny outfits, but the restructured facial features are really dumb.

Where’s the inevitable Overboy featuring all the male counterparts?

No view from MOONMOON? Here you go fam.

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.