Ia ia mario fhtagn

Waluigi is Luigi’s adopted son with his life partner Wario. Baby Mario and Baby Luigi are Mario’s kids with Peach for which they used Daisy as a surrogate. Peach wasn’t able to carry children anymore after giving birth to the Koopalings.

ph’nglui mglw’nafh Mario R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

Can’t tell if this is bad satire. Every major sport’s championship is covered immediately. This is not a TV show or movie. Watch it live or stay off gaming websites.

The Grand Finals, in my opinion, where probably the worst part of the entire season. Philly just got stomped by London; it wasn’t even close. It wasn’t even particularly interesting to watch. Stage 4 in its entirety was the highpoint of the season, and the stage 4 finals had some incredibly close and engaging…

I find all the liberal royalty apologia gross honestly.

OUR FOREST MOTHERFUCKERS!

You can be indicted for invasions just as easily as anything else; I joined the Forest Covenant back in 2011 (because, come on, Cat Covenant!), and wound up with indictments out the ass, just because I was defending Alvina’s litterbox.

...it’s like those damned interlopers didn’t understand they were treading on…

Small streamer here.

*jerking-off motion*

Back in my day Dikachu was the only one allowed to use sarcasm.

Bro, are you actually trying to compare not being able to be a dick in a video game to real world historical injustices?

The main reason I don’t partake in twitch viewing except for a few big events is the chat is usually so toxic and self-indulgent that it ruins the experience.

It’s definitely not as dark, but Thor: Ragnarok gets plenty weird after it spends the first act closing every connection it could find to the larger MCU before launching into a Flash Gordon fever dream

nah everyone knows all CEOs are liches.

Yes, hah hah dude had to use a therapist’s tool.

okay...

If history is any indication, a bankruptcy and a divorce.

That header photo combination should replace the Drake Nah/Yeah meme in all our hearts.

So in mathematics, there’s something called the Monte Carlo method, where you try to get a solution by plugging random numbers into a complex formula and seeing what patterns come out. Maybe not the best explanation, but here’s a simple demonstration used to teach it to students:

If you generate two random numbers…