Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Hey everyone, found the guy who was watching porn on his laptop three rows up on your last flight.

I find the reality that we all have genitals extremely offensive.

It’s anecdotal but I spoke to 4 people today who decided not to vote the top of the ticket because of Comey. They were teetering and just decided “nah”. I’m in Florida so it did make a difference.

I am gratified to report that my 80-year-old mother is still going Lysistrata on my 81-year-old father’s ass for his having voted Trump. She’s wonderful.

“We dip shits out here also provide your food ...” —

But numbers, they matter. Every electoral vote in Nebraska represents 400,000 people while every electoral vote in California represents 700,000 people. That is not a one vote per citizen. You are saying that because people on the right live in more states that they are more important, even if there are fewer of you?…

I have some buzzwords that describe you: dipshit, .8 % condom breakage, 336th trimester abortion, sparsely attended funeral, the guy that a Papa Johns driver checks on to see if he’s still alive but remembers that he’s an asshole that doesn’t tip so he leaves him to die with the band of his Trump underwear around his…

Directly he’d have to pay whatever damages were awarded. Indirectly it could be used as justification for impeachment (“high crimes and misdemeanors” is deliberately vague). I don’t think there’s any chance the trial will be over before the electoral college votes but it could encourage faithless electors.

True story: I had the plague last week, but my husband was only in town for 2 days this month (!!) and I thought, plague or no plague, this dude is gonna get me off.

Nope. Not gonna do it. No way. The idea that some 70-year-old bully manchild is president is enough to kill all wetties for the foreseeable future.

That is some weird role play.

Not sure about sex, but my wife keeps grabbing my ass and yelling “I’m a billionaire president and I can do anything I want!” I’m guessing there will be no sweet, sweet lovin’ at our house for quite awhile.

It’s like every person you hate assembling to form an Asshole Voltron.

nah

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.

And if I found a flake of pure gold in a pile of my own bloody stools, I’d still be worried about what the fuck is wrong with me.

Just so you all know, when we get to the forced labor camps, I call top bunk.

Nothing makes me more sick to my stomach than the thought of the first black president having to smile and cede the White House to the chosen candidate of the KKK.

This idea that our fellow citizens are innately good people.