Raise your hand if you read that character’s dialogue in Mr. Poopy Butthole’s voice.

DO YOU EVEN PRAISE, BRO?!

He’s Hanjo.

it’s a small thing, but i’m sure he’s going there to lend a hand.

Horrifying is right! SO MANY BASTIONS! Actual game Reinhardts shield would be gone in less time than it took to pull up!

Oh no, I think we all got your point. Everyone understands you are the problem.

Darn... I was hoping we would learn Bastion is a psychic bird who controls a mech with it’s mind.... this was pretty good too I guess.

A “choice to alter his destiny,” huh? They must’ve cut the epilogue where he realizes that the forest is pretty boring and he’s actually going to go kill thousands of people after all.

You think that’s bad, trying being Ana and having to heal a complaining Pharah or Tracer or Genji.

I like playing as Mercy, but those players piss me off. Pharah mains have been the worst, in my experience. They catapult into the air away from the rest of the team, get shot a few times, land somewhere, spam “I Need Healing” and then fly off somewhere else, seemingly expecting me to follow them and heal them…

When someone spams for healing when they know I got other shit going on(you can’t heal everyone at once) I walk up to them and hit no pulse emote. If you time it right you can see it in the killcam from the killer’s perspective and them dying.

I’m hoping for suits of armor and just, like, a mountain of cheese wheels (physics-enabled, obviously).

The real question is, “What kind of stuff will I be able to deface and destroy in the staging room before the match starts?”

haha mostly a precaution, so my point doesn’t (somehow) get lost in that paragraph. People love to misread what you say online, so it doesn’t get much easier to follow than an 11-word synopsis.

Definitely Mcree.

Everyone is gay in fanfiction.

I’d rather vote Zapp than Trump.

Play of the Game:

That felt fucking great to watch, I’m not gonna lie.