I thought it was a joke at first, i was like “pfft these guys are going to get rolled”. Then it dawned on me, we can't kill any of these assholes!

Possibly all three.

It’s death from above

There is a Reinhardt

Prepare to attack

Leveled up again

Is this the official XBox Live Haiku?

I used to turret

“I should not have charged,”

stand beside the well

Hanzo and Widow.
Sure, that’s what we needed, right?

I will be your shield!

Zarya, your ult?
Tell me when you use it, K?
No, not while I’m dead!

Bastion, hang on dude,

Pride slips through my veins

This blue rectangle

Hoping to have fun
Team mates call me names like ‘fag’
Should have turned off voice

We really don’t need

Genji and Tracer
Oh look, there’s a Roadhog
LOL Y U NO HEAL

I had to play an entire team of Lucios earlier.