Well now I know why they call it King’s Landing.

Man that is all kinds of throwing bricks in glass houses.

Another take: Rickon is a fucking idiot, who threw away the chance for Ned Stark’s only legitimate, non-magic son to rule because he didn’t know how to run serpentine.

Nothing confirms my happiness of being in love with a sandwich than eating said delicious sandwich. Man, this sandwich is delicious.

It’s a shame, you know? This judge had such a bright judiciary career in front of him, it is just a shame that this one little verdict will mess up his entire future.

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2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

Or a meteor. I’m not super-picky.

We are so overdue for a plague

The only libertarian I have ever respected is Ron fucking Swanson.

People literally just saying you’re wrong.

girl me too. people are ridiculous.

i’m becoming more of a lucille with each passing day

This is far enough away from actual oppressed sexual minorities that we can point at them and laugh, right?