I remain steadfast in my belief that Arizona is the worst state.

The more someone insists they’re “one of the good ones,” a “nice guy,” the more I become convinced there is a torture basement in their residence.

Annie’s Boobs!

Calm down there, Satan.

As a cat, I think of myself as hate based.

Fighting games with one hit kill has been around before, and it was glorious, see:

• Best DVD Extras

Some of those categories are pretty great (for a strange value of “great”), e.g. “Best MILF Release”...

In the movie about the Trump campaign, I nominate Missi Pyle to play Megyn Kelly.

Go all out and say “You were adopted by the darkness. I was born into it, molded by it” etc. Extra points if you do a Bane voice.

So glad this is back. I bought the Vol. bundle on a whim and it got me really excited for the form again.

My blizzard ad would be more along the lines of “Who wants to play Mario Kart over the Internet? No dirty talk, no touching, and only the blue shell fucks anyone.”

PSA: Humble Bundle has Vol 1 of this in their current bundle of $15. But you should pay at least $20 and get a bunch of other good stuff. You also get Saga 4 and 5 at the $15 level.

clicked on “cum ride out the blizzard” despite the warning

“I’m super normal and sane and just want to meet my soulmate by trapping them in my apartment through a blizzard, forcing fake intimacy and a desperate narrative of inevitability through the copious use of candles and creep-arm. We will reminisce about this incredibly romantic engineered weekend many decades from now,…

I can’t do mid/late summer sex unless the A/C is cranked up and I don’t have to cuddle with anyone or move after. The current forecast seems perfect for getting together except for the whole possibly getting snowbound with someone you’ll hate post coitus.