I'm actually really excited for this. This is DIY heaven.

Oh don't worry, I don't just think of Republicans that way, both sides are equally guilty of accepting money. I just wanted to make a joke for the sake of making a joke.

A better question is, how much did they spend on those Michael Bolton commercials?

It's horribly unrealistic and makes no financial sense whatsoever, but I want to see Honda bring this across the pond for one reason and one reason only. It would mean that Honda still cares about Soichiro Honda's philosophy. Sure, from a business point of view, it's a waste of money. But it would bring back the…

But they're not against "campaign contributions."

Hopes and dreams? No worries, Acura will soon crush them.

Now put the Type R engine in the Civic Tourer, make it AWD, and they can have ALL of my money.

I'm looking forward to the best in class frame number access across their stable!

Ha! I on the other hand, suddenly have a need for more skivvies.

It's hard to say which advertisement will move more units.

Well, it was purpose built to be the fastest FWD around Nurburgring. So it does kinda serve a purpose...

To be honest, without the wing, it seems like it would be egg shaped.

I call BS on everything that happened in this article. I don't believe a single word of it. Now to wait eagerly for Jeff Gordon to show up and prove me wrong as well!

The new 2014 Toyota Corolla uses electronic actuators on the intake side as well. I'm eagerly awaiting the rollout on the rest of Toyota's products, as well as exhaust side actuators.

Key: find the most Jalop car you can and strike up a conversation with the owner. Chances are, he hasn't ditched his baby and is toughing it out in little more than the clothes on his back and the mechanic's rags he happened to have in the car. Not that I'm speaking from experience, of course.

Now I'm imagining a fish making rumbly boxer noises.

If I were to run a school for car thieves, I would teach them how to drive stick as a basic lesson. Not that I would run a school for car thieves...

The Skoda Octavia rally car was clearly a no fucks given car, in a good way!

I'm not going to lie, I want to drive this car at least once to see what an athletic bank vault feels like. Although a cheetah-jacuzzi is intriguing as well, to say the least...

Hmm...now I'm really thinking about purchasing an Insight.