I wonder if Fred Armisen hi-jacking a plane will affect Portlandia?

When my daughter’s father dicked me over with the child support, I took an administrative job in a showroom and unbeknownst to me, one of my duties was to walk their mangy old dog. I hate dogs. Their dog was old and smelly. Ugly too. You best believe I walked that motherfucker and picked up his shit everyday. Fuck yo…

I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

yup my husbands friend talks about guns this way and was like “Marlene do you like his new toy?” and I felt like puking. It’s not enough that I’ve told him over and over again I don’t like guns or shooting or anything to do with it he still pushes thinking I’m being closed minded or some shit. BUt they aren’t fucking…

This. The officer who teaches concealed permit classes here has kicked people out for that.

Calm down there, Satan.

doesn’t even come close to the best TV faint of all time..

“I’ve been trying to seduce Anna for years, and she resisted me valiantly.”

One thing I thought of while reading this. Is if he really has the iq of a toddler I would expect he’s illiterate, which would make it seem odd he can express himself with a facilitator even if FC itself wasn’t questionable.

This is disgusting in so many ways.

He “refuses” to participate in FC unless his rapist is holding his hands. I mean come the fuck on.

This was a pretty fantastic article, thank you. Living in a big city it is easy to forget that there are people in rural america facing issues that just don’t exist when you live around a ton of people. Good Gizmodo, thanks!

I am noping this article so hard, as I’m literally eating a fried chicken sandwich on a donut bun for lunch.

All these things and the comments are why I only run if I’m being chased by grizzly bears.

I at least have some faith that a small, super liberal town like Asheville will be duly hard on them. I hope.

They sold more yesterday than they have on any black friday. It was a success.

Came here to make sure The World According to Garp was mentioned.

Please tell me someone in this thread has read The World According to Garp.

For those of you who get the parts of the brain mixed up: