From the Reading Comprehension Tees

I think it says “this is a purse with 5200 dollars in it and facebook is a girl with lukemia” My mom is from spain and would be so proud of me right now.

Damn TIPS jar is really confusing!

3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, big dining room, big kitchen, bonus room/man cave, big back yard, 2 car garage, 14 hours from NYC. $1100 month mortgage.

Did you just all lives matter me

“Cleveland Weed” sounds like the worst designer drug ever: “still makes you fat and depressed, but with none of the euphoria!”

There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

I can confirm, I was at the Baylor medical center last night and there was no rape.

If any of you are questioning whether this is safe for a baby, I am confident Zyla would tell us she died doing what she loved when she gains the power to speak in the next 2-3 years.

Perhaps just maybe fuck the guy behind the gun too.

Everyone thought it was great until they remembered the number of times they’ve played beer pong at his house.

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

He now officially has a better prognosis than the Lakers.

Texas HS football players have enlisted special teams in their war against the refs.

Jason Pierre Paw

Stop resisting!

unfortunately

I know the NFL rulebook is long and long-winded as fuck, but I did not expect to see the word “disconcert” in it. I interpret this to mean the inside linebackers can’t make eerie howling noises at the opposing center in the hope of making him shit all over himself and his quarterback’s hands.