(full disclosure i havent watched last nights ep yet) idk. on one hand i’m glad they have an actual sober person on to speak truths about sobriety and that addiction is a serious, terminal illness. i think eden is the first legit sober person to ever be featured on bravo. usually they talk about sobriety while still…

Everyone was afraid to touch it. Bernstein was the one with the balls to go to CNN, prompting BuzzFeed. Rick Wilson was begging people to take the leap.

His acting comes off as amateurish acting, too. So there’s that.

My kid was a wonderful toddler. She didn’t throw tantrums, she ate whatever was put in front of her, she said “please” and “thank you” (she spoke in short sentences before she could walk unassisted), and was just generally delightful and adorable and an absolute breeze to deal with.

Yeah, but as a Canadian I wouldn’t be caught dead in a fur coat when it’s freaking room temperature outside. That’s embarrassing.

“Could Be the Worst Restaurant in America.”

I still can’t believe that’s not an Amish or Mennonite community in Lancaster County.

Stop with the auto play ads! Please! I can’t surf Jezebel at work any more cause the damn ads play by themselves.

They’re fancy too!

They’re both very flawed. Team Darryl & White Josh 4 Lyfe!

Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?

Strange thing, that. She wanted to make us try to be more compliant with federal law. And we, a private Baptist school with no historical athletic accomplishments to speak of, want to win the Big-12 football championship. She’ll be missed.

After scoring a weirdly high percentage of the goals scored in the two-game finals, I’m starting to think all the Bruins need to do to get to the next level is just get Crosby for that top line and then sign the rest of world’s top talent to round out the depth, plus have every game be a home game. Also I’m available…

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

your wife is right on this one, and I’m sure she’s cringing every time you push her to “name” your house. maybe it’s a cultural difference, but naming your house is about the most pretentious thing I’ve ever heard.

The first time I saw the Clapper in a store I couldn’t believe it was real, and promptly bought it for my older brother as a Christmas present.

I think the real news here is that Frank Lutz has friends.

You’re right, it should be the minimum standard. However, lots of people, myself included, didn’t get the opportunity to grow up with the minimum standard. My life would have been vastly improved it either of my parents gave as much care and consideration about my wellbeing as Angelina does for her brood. So hell yeah…

RIGHT? He WOULD be the sellout. Can we petition the BBC for a Sue/Mel/Mary Berry baking/food show of their own? I miss Super Sizers Go... anyway and God knows nobody needs Giles Coren, so.

Jokes on you Josh Pauls! Coach Tortorella would have benched you for not standing for the National Anthem.