Those Meat or Die vids are great but the 1st one is better, hope the other stuff is good, COUGH hope the 3ds gets hacked up soon neimod is making progress COUGH

sign me up, brother

I quit junk food long ago (aren't I Mr. Fancy Pants,) but these commercials helped me quit TV (oh god the pants, they are so fancy)

The top two reasons they should let WayForward make Contra 5 for the DS: cause Contra 4 was great, and I have a DS. Or 3DS. What the hell ever.

Shoulda called the add "Achin' for Akin" sorry if that joke has probably been done before, I invested my daily allotted creativity in sorting my sock drawer

I do it for America

I said this wasn't good enough to read on reddit, and I'm saying it here.

No way I love all those

Sure, but it could go the other way; fast food was never satisfying to me, and cost much much more than my current healthy eating.

I wanna say good job trouncing the weekly kotaku crapfest but that is not a high hurdle, but good comix any damn ways

absolute dreck

You're wrong, many games will have motion controls (first person shooters w/ gyro camera controls, etc.) What about the games that feature holding the screen up to the TV (sniper games, etc) What about that golf game where you put the friggin tablet on the FLOOR (watch yer step,) I think it's PLENTY vulnerable.

Gimme a break, it's a huge touch screen that you're swinging around and jabbing with a stylus

Can't stand those smiley bastards

Never again

Perhaps, but it CLEARLY resembles a battered woman with one black eye and another swollen shut, split lips, etc. Intentional or not, he gave the design the thumbs up.

someone should cosplay this cosplay scenario w/ cops and tokyo sports writer

That's not a common response to the insulter, it's a message directed at the person with penile dismorphia. The insulter is still content with the insult because it harms the target's ego, and is indifferent at any splash damage from unintended targets within earshot.

Well I think there is a better point, rather than simple abandonment of hope. I think I think that men and women alike should stand up against body shaming, and call out anyone who decides to take advantage of penile dismorphia. We should all work together to help each other be OK with who we are, rather than just…

Penis size has been made into an advantage worthy of jealousy. Do you think it's a coincidence that so many leaked pics of male celebs are of huge genitalia? No, these endowed individuals have an inherited confidence. Perhaps this confidence drove their success to a degree. Big penises are lauded in tv shows ALL…