Time to end this trend. Which, of course, means it will be extended for months.

I can not wait to vote for Obama again. How many lives will be saved due to this portion of the healthcare reform alone? Yeah yeah I know, studies show people ignore the calorie numbers. I think that factor could change with some more public education.

So the Embassy is both the judge AND the rape victim in the metaphor? I'm cornfused. Those goofy repubs.

If I had a baby I'd name it "RAWKIT LAWNCHER SURNAME" (ala Metal Slug)

I've always hated white electronics, I think it's due to my white shame (which I'm ironically proud of) Wii doesn't count. Also, I think I had a decent white toaster oven. But my coffee maker can go straight to hell.

It's too damn good. It's all or nothing. I chose to never eat this shit again. I CHOSE LIIIIIIIIIFE (brief footage of baby being born followed by 3 minute guitar solo)

I think adding a smiley to something "bitchy" makes it seem like a smartass smirk designed to invoke visceral rage. I don't forgive Fahlman, but I do respect his shame for his creation. He's like the Alfred Nobel of e-mail.

On August 20th, the makers of Retro City Rampage confirmed it's STILL coming to wiiware in a tweet

I'm stealing educations from your favorite feminist website for my manbrains.

Isn't it slut-shaming to label Hooter's a sexist establishment? Jezebel, educate me. Full disclosure: I'm a man who love Hooters for the pantyhose element of the uniform, I would definitely wear pantyhose if socially acceptable, I do not go to Hooters because I'm extremely uncomfortable around women, I'm on Jezebel…

Amanda Bynes was great in "The Amanda Show" (a Schneider's Bakery classic) so I give her a get-out-of-jail-free card for life

God I hate e-mail

But people are already essentially pointing cameras at you at any given time with their camera phones; sure they LOOK like their texting, but how do you know? Furthermore, what's it gonna be like when we all have electronics hooked up to our very eyeballs?

I lost 90 lbs playing Stepmania (Dance Dance Revolution clone) and hackey sack.

Emoticons are so annoying I want to quit the internet and masturbate to tree stumps

I agree with your observation but the PA artist has switched his style to make every single character have a red nose all the time, and I don't think he is portraying everyone as drunk or cold.

But what's the point

I don't understand the penny arcade red nose fetish

Yeah I'm disappointed when I hear about celebs visiting, or entrepreneurs making investments in Dubai

If I can discourage one single person from traditional marriage, then I would consider my campaign a success.