I don't see what's so bad about claiming to have never had a one night stand. What a ridiculous excuse to attack the man.

I never trusted my mom's words of encouragement

That is the most incredibly defensive response I've ever read in the history of my eyeballs

It was extremely brown nosing, a robotic compliment is almost twenty times sexier. I've never been more confident about a comment I've made in my entire life.

My issue with your comment was it was kissing ass, which absolutely disgusts me. If you thought it was funny, why not just say "I thought blahblahblah was funny." Instead of acting like it's a work of art

wasn't that funny

What is smiling with your eyes?

I wish Octomom was my mom in real life instead of just my dreams.

Holy freakshow (billy & mandy quote)

I love him for not lip-synching to that awful awful awful song. Side note if I may, Paul Wall used to be a REALLY good rapper till he signed w/ Swishahouse and broke up with rap group "Color Changin' Click" member Chamillionaire who I am absolutely POSITIVE wrote all his lyrics.

Ok now, I really really really really really wish that women and men could get together and end circumcision on both sides. There is ample proof that male circumcision does NOT prevent HIV, in fact some studies show the opposite effect. Let's get into an evidence showdown if you wanna. Circumcision is just god damn…

How are men supposed to observe those actions if the correct thing to do is avoid looking at the person whatsoever? I do my damnedest not to look at woman whatsoever, to stay away and ignore when walking past, etc

No wonder Mitt was hedging, he WAS a hedge fund manager after all

Will the cover for this screen also have a screen? I envision ipads buried under infinite layers of cases with screens, and you need a separate ipad to keep track of them all

This show SUCKS, almost as bad as Two and a Half Men

I never thought of any of Nintendo's innovations to be gimmicks until they introduced the Wii U. My fantasy is they cancel the Wii U and focus exclusively on the 3DS.

Nintendo Life is great, they review tons of wiiware/dsiware that nobody else does, they even prove it by having a metacritic widget which more often than not has the game average set at xx out of 100 since nobody else reviewed it.

Why on God's green Earth would anyone put broken shells back in the carton???? Watch tv for a few days and they're bound to see some commercial for clorox wipes to clean up floaty transparent blobs of salmonella. And if they're too good for tv, they aughta know about the floaty blobs by now anyways.

God damn Nintendo for this system. It was created with the guise of new camera based gameplay. It launched with the GREAT albeit TINY Warioware: Snapped. Followed by hardly anything. Sure, the DSiWare EVENTUALLY got up to speed. The XL was released within a fucking year. This was an unprecedented upgrade,…