I would imagine the ship crew would be far more prepared for disaster than the passengers who would be understandably panicking. Females were probably in charge of the children or at least would feel more obligated to find and help the child who would probably be panicking/hiding/lost. But of course none of this is…

This ad is 500 times less annoying than the mac man vs pc man ads of yesteryear.

EZ solution, just dump all that shit on the ground!

Are you MAN enough to watch footage of factory farm treatment? Watching footage made me quit meat except fishies, and humane meat is too damn expensive

Just because you disagree with me doesn't make me a troll

Someone make a drone control sim to shut this guy up

How to punish Penn State, EA AND the NCAA for their weakass charges; PIRATE the game.

Well if that damn Retro City Rampage would come out, we could all have a fun time. But until then, we all must eat dirt.

I think that magnifying glass should be focused on that funky lookin ear

Friday at least had that funny lip synching. I would take the original Friday over this heap ANY DAY.

When I worked at the mall, I racked up about 350 total. They started coming in around the price drop. I'm in Denver CO not a massive population but whatever

This article is absolutely baffling. "If, then, you're still not getting a response, that's when you touch them. " WHAT?????? I would absolutely positively NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER touch a woman ANYWHERE EVER without BLATANT consent. Where do Jezebel writers live, Rapeville, Rapeasota? My God. PLEASE invest in…

It's so damn bad. I caught the NBC morning show for some reason (I wanna catch the opening ceremony, I think it's soon?) and they were playing a video of athletes lip synching to this shit all morning long. I understand if people like this song, lord knows I'm not the arbiter of what's hot and what's not. And I…

Well I'm sorry for projecting, I'm working through things, I'm sure I still have much to learn. That's why I read Jezebel; to learn and indulge in projection.

Well, I'm sorry, I felt disrespected since you are painting all guys, even nice guys, as people who are willing to body shame. I wasn't SAYING I'm "the nicest guy in the world," I was saying that by your logic, if even NICE guys are body shaming and EXPECTING you to go along with them, then I must be super duper…

I understand the context. It's a cutsey way to say Nintendo. What good does it do to lop off the 1st syllable? "Often seen" I would entirely disagree, I see the annoying "Ninty" far more often. I've absolutely never heard anyone enunciate "'Tendo" in my life. Sounds like something a toddler would say. "'Tendo"…

You mean NINtendo?

Sorry, I was reading the differing responses and I was agreeing with your assessment, which I considered clearly correct. The question being why would women snark on other women in front of a guy.

Emoticons make me so angry; I'm crying and stamping.