I believe that if a deadbeat dad can't pay up, the government should pay and the father should be put under severe penalty. But I'm just white knighting or whatever. Sorry I'm such a horrible bastard. If it makes you ladies feel any better, I swear to God I will absolutely NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER have a child.

It's fake as hell. Why? Because girls have better handwriting #reversesexism

I used this device for quite some time, here's how to use it effectively:

antiestablishmentarianism

Shame, shame, shame on PBS for firing Fred Willard.

Sell an eyeball then if you don't appreciate stereoscopic vision then. It's a shame you can't experience the way human beings are designed to view things. The 3D in the 3DS is an absolute joy for us lucky enough to not have shitty eyeballs.

One of Sony's biggest blunders ever was not including 3D in the vita.

These god damn spiders are the reason I always played the daytime tune in Ocarina and eventually just stopped playing. Also the reason I never played that one spider vs scorpion wii game.

No chance I'll buy a non-3D laptop. Some of us with 2 working eyes actually enjoy 3D.

Like a cyclone of mutant sweet potatoes

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You and me are frugal warriors I GUESS. Jeez, like people are incapable of putting mp3s on a 64 gig SD. I can't believe people fall for this mobile cloud based streaming nonsense. I mean, if you can afford it, fine. But I would rather save hundreds and hundreds of dollars and not be at the mercy of the…

$60 to $100, kiss my ass I'd rather crap in a public toilet than pay for art

So whaddaya want me to do about it?????

I'm surprised it's not a cardinal rule to not date within the program. Seems like the potential vulnerabilities should be the most obvious thing in the world. If this rule truly does not exist, I would consider "12 steps" to be monstrous. So sorry that I'm just a "concern troll" or a "nice guy TM" or a "white…

Fuck yeah I was waiting on some damn Black Eau De Parfum

"I knew this was illegal," Kaizuka is quoted as saying. "I sold it for company profits."

can I lick it?

Honestly I'm very satisfied with the stock Android 2.3.whatever autocorrection keyboard. Swiftkey is great, but it takes up 24 megs of memory on my low-profile Optimus V (love that bastard, got it for 50 bucks last black fri)

Way too scary, stopped watching after 5 seconds.