Hi, male here with penile dismorphia, I absolutely never use urinals. Seems just BARELY more convenient than opening and closing a stall door, not worth sacrificing the privacy at all. I would sooner wait in line to use a stall, no matter the emergency. However, I do not sit to use the toilet.

I wish all women would wear hosiery all the time, and to be non-sexist, all men must conform to this rule as well.

It was called something else before they slapped the Cinnabon name on the cereal, but yeah it was really good. It holds a place in my memory because I started to slice foods out of my life that contained unnatural preservatives, and I was very disappointed to discover that it, along with almost all other box cereals,…

I am not friends with a single person that thinks this would ever be appropriate. If I knew someone who actually thought that, I would be the first to speak up without question. I know it's easy to sound like Mr. Noble without anything tangible to back it up, but I would do my damnedest to stop a situation, or catch…

Don't tell me what makes me god damn grin. I don't even like the word "grin."

Those tights are so erotic, I need to see this movie

I'm really surprised at the lack of female backlash, doesn't this ad insinuate that females are nutballs, so divorce em quick?

Honest to god, I'm not trying to be a trendy hateful hipster jerkoff when I say this song makes my ass bleed. It's INCREDIBLY grating. That violin part, my god. The chorus, holy shit. Maybe the rest of the song is good, but I'll never know because I avoid this song with extreme prejudice. Luckily, I killed my tv…

What's so haloy about the design? Looks like a hipster print t-shirt.

Y u no pirate?

Worthless bologna body shaming, yay for penile dismorphia. I swear to God, once we can stem-cell ourselves huge dicks, the world will change forever. Imagine warlords and dictators that might have a dismorphia complex. I'm talkin world effin' peace.

So what do you want me to do about it???? I wish I could somehow relate to these women. But the reasons I make zero eye contact with anyone is from an irrational paranoia of my (false but hardwired) interpretations of what other people think when my eyes meet with anyone else (male or female.) And of course this…

Well, Teen Vogue can go F itself then, should the models be boycotted at all?

Ladies might love a CONFIDENT nerd. But the socially awkward? Well you know THEY are the worst men of all. Because as we all know, when a guy is depressed or down on himself, he's merely gaslighting. So ladies, next time you see a depressed guy, RUN, he's most likely a rabid rapist. Sorry for projecting.

You nailed it, I do like some of the pokemon spinoffs though (the new Pokemon Conquest is great, pinball, etc rangers is ok.)

Anthony Jeselnik ‏@anthonyjeselnik

Isn't the delay/denial of orgasm called "tantric sex/masturbation?" Sorry if this was already brought up.

I never trust compliments from either sex, and I see no reason to start.

Wii fan/defender here. When the DS was announced, developers clamored with excitement over the possibilities. The Wii of course changed the gaming landscape (for better or worse, I argue for better) into a focus on motion controls. The announcement of the 3DS only solidified my opinion of Nintendo as a true driving…

Hardly crass, and hardly an anecdote that needed to be "saved."