I’m conflicted here. I kind of want to play the “if it was any other dad” game, but it wasn’t...but still...is it cool to have anyone else in the stands who can dunk, fathers/uncles/friends/etc..., come join the layup lines?

Does that only change because it’s Lebron James? Is if only cool because it’s Lebron James? I’m…

Agreed. And to simplify, this is a form of dad-humor. I have adapted such speech when trying to talk to my teen.

Isn’t Obama speaking more towards pop culture imagery here than specifics? Unlike, say, Bill Cosby, I assume Obama is savvy enough to know there aren’t roving bands of twerking women looking for rich rappers to dance around.

And the last decent thing the Republicans did for blacks was when Lincoln freed the slaves. He would have also been happy to have them sent back to Africa, because he didn’t really care to have us here at all, but it didn’t work out that way, they couldn’t make the money work and the freed slaves were, like, “Fuck…

Yeah, I’m not boycotting Starbucks. Not yet, anyway.

Axe Body Spray and mayo.

I wonder what Tucker Carlson smells like?

I am totally making seeing it an extra-credit assignment for my Intro class. I have no idea what the assignment actually will be, but you know I’ll do what I can to help drive that box office....

This movie coming out is ALMOST as good as being able to get all the Prince music I could ever want on Youtube. Almost. I have waited my whole life.

GTFOH. I am right downtown richmond! Can I inbox you?

You better have pics and video because you are hyping something up I wish I was there to see so I hope you aren’t lying.

Where are you? I’m coming. I’m serious. Will be dressed to the nines.

I detect no lies!! Also see- “Sitcho Ass Down Somewhere!”

But what about herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and a bunch of other STDs I can’t spell?