“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Harry?

What kind of feces? Human? Or from the possible pet monkey? Or a dog? Or cat?

After getting up and catching his breath, Uribe complained that the baseball was acting unfairly and especially angry about the comments the baseball made after hitting him in the balls:

Well, does he look like a bitch?

I really hope the ball is suspended and not allowed in the stadium for the next game.

It’s amazing how bad LeBron is at PR. Someone calls him a bitch so his first move is to complain about it proving he’s a whiny bitch.

I think this is less about Draymond trying to draw a call, and more about his trying to send a clear message to Adams that child molestation is not ok. Yeah, I know he hasn't been caught, YET. But just look at the guy's face/facial hair/hair. He's definitely got a windowless van full of candy.

Paul Allen looked like they found a dead hooker on his yacht.