No idea if Tesla will achieve those goals or not… but I’m taking delivery of my Model 3 in a few hours. I haven’t been this excited for a car since my very first.

This was the moment I was dreading, this was the moment I became an old fart, horrified by the indulgences and carefree attitudes of today’s car society.

Read all the way to the bottom, the whole time thinking, “Just wear coveralls...” and you did not disappoint. :)  

Exactly. This is my problem with alot of these false-flag racism calls. It harms more than it helps, by restricting what people can/can’t say, and makes it harder to call out the true racists because we just spent the last 2 weeks going after a 40 year old mom who thinks her kid is a cute monkey.

You ever hear of random chance? I highly doubt the photographer that day was like “FUCK, finally a chance to let my racist flag fly and put the boys in racist themed shirts.”

That’s not rationally a problem. The models were used for many different items of clothing.

I’m sorry, have you ever had rambunctious boys who you called monkeys because of the obvious reference and fondness you had for them?

What rolls down stairs

the interior is a vast improvement, providing the cushiness and advanced technology buyers have come to expect from a six figure Mercedes-Benz.

I was going to say the same thing; they’re driving in a circle, so just run from the center. That said, another plan, that’d really piss off BMW; trolleybusses. Pretty sure that, on a wet track like that, you could get a trolleybus sideways; set up the overhead cable on the loop, and just keep going ‘till you get…

No, no, you want someone else to get that out of the way for you.

the right ‘wing’ has a fuel gauge, fuel range, outside temp, and your cruise control set speed.

I’d laugh my ass off smoking guys in Mustangs in this hideous fucking thing.

Honestly, I hate this car.

2 is perfect: a good daily and a vintage, I would usually recommend an outlaw 911 or hopped up e30, but my current recommendation is 190E 2.3-16v. They are easy to modify and nearly as good as an e30. Plus you can still find a good one for 10k.

Lets not forget the best video of all time: OH GOD I NEED A PORSCHE WITH A RACE EXHAUST

No, Porsche built the Cayenne to make buttloads of money.

911 is just a glorified Beetle, and a Beetle is just a Baja Bug that hasn’t been finished, therefore a 911 is just a glorified Baja Bug, and thus should always be rallied hard, in the dirt, preferably with lots and lots of jumps.

Driven hard, maintained meticulously.

Hear hear! My two Austin-Healeys salute you.