The racism is insane, but there’s another thing here. YES, GIRLS CAN HANG OUT WITH GUYS WITHOUT FUCKING THEM! Shocking, right?! The vast majority of my friends are dudes, none of them have slept with me. At the same time, stop assuming girls are sleeping with whatever guys they’re friends with! If you’ve ever heard of…

IDEA: buy one for yourself attach it whenever you park illegally and remove when you leave.

You get to keep what was sent to you, in your name, and not if it’s addressed to someone else.

Obviously well cared for? Where do you get that? The cheesy grill, or the black roof that can easily be hiding failing clear coat? No mention at all of what maintenance has, or has not, been done. That suspension setup can very well be a cheapo replacement for the OEM stuff, and needs to be ripped out immediately.…

rarity does not always equal value, on the other hand this gives you all the experience of an 8 cylinder Audi wagon with exclusivity of being an Audi in VW clothing, it will be cool at cars and coffee or your local vw-club (yo!), you could probably even get regular to review it. That said I am having trouble with the…

Diesels... There was only one diesel I liked.

I’ve been to Atlanta. I’ve been in Atlanta traffic.

It’s exactly like something a French company like Renault would make... a decade ago.

* No bullshit deadlines.

Ten years in the future:

For sale: 2017 Mercedes-Maybach cabriolet. Everything is broken, and there is not enough money in the world to fix it.

I drive a track car on the street with 225's and a de-powered rack and parking is a cinch. At .5 mph and above, it’s light enough for a skinny child to steer.

This also happened to Formula 1. Bring back the V12's damn it!

It’s the Teddy Roosevelt of cars. Imagine a Grand Wagoneer showing up to the automotive congress. Thing’s would get done.

Yeah, especially all those cars made by Renault, Peugeot, Seat or all those car based pickups, Toyota Hiluxes, VW Amaroks & CrossFoxes, etc. Mexican car thieves are so good, those vehicles were stolen from the US before they even got to the dealer lots.

Yukon Denali. Literally can’t be in both places at once.

THIS is one of my biggest problems with religion. What makes someone a good, moral person is the person’s ACTIONS, not some invisible imaginary conversation in their head. You cannot do things that hurt people, and then “make it all better” by having an imaginary conversation in your own mind. Ugh.

LONG LIVE JALOPNIA!

No 2WD 4 Runners.

I don’t even work on cars, and I love this idea.

1) Brakes first. Always. Stopping is way more important than going.