He has the FF for when he wants to drive all his wives and kids around.

That's my favorite Ferrari on duty ;)

If they build a car with an *all assists off* Blackpool button, then my sole goal in life will be to acquire such a vehicle.

My hopes are on them sticking with the Speedsixes and AJP V8s, maybe even make a call to Al Melling and ask him to perfect the engines? I think he already did this for his own concepts (Melling V8), so it shouldn't be too hard.

I agree with everything you said right up until the last paragraph. Violence is not acceptable in this situation. If you ever do make "sure the kid couldn't ever ride again" (presumably by violent means), you will have committed assault and battery - a far more serious crime than riding like a complete jerkoff.

I'd love a car that talks back to rude passengers so that I don't have to. Someone shuts the door too hard; the car says "CAREFUL, ASSHOLE!" Someone talks too much; the car says "Please stop bothering the driver." Passenger tries to light a cigarette; "Not in here, buddy!" That would be priceless. I'd also like…

Free valve actuation.. with computer control and individual valve actuation the possibilities are incredible for economy, power, size... I cant do the technology justice in explanation but Christian Von Koenigsegg explained it very well on the Inside Koenigsegg segment on Drive.

Better materials making ultralight cars.

This is a favorite, and is nice because nothing happens to that beautiful car. Plus it always makes me laugh. There are so many good ones though...

Excellent COTD Smoak. For that, I give you... Mrs. Robinson...

I have to agree with you.

Someone needs to film a gymkhana here...or use it for rallycross if we get the X-Games! Jumps! THROUGH BUILDINGS! Video game come to life

This man is my hero, and he should be yours. Even if this car couldn't be repaired, i know its sacrilegious to say so but, who needs one more vintage Bugatti sitting in a museum or a private collection?

I must disagree. I have always preferred a manual, and was heartbroke for the short time I had to drive an auto due to broke left leg.

Appreciate what you drive, no matter what it is. For instance, I would love to hoon any super car sideways around a track, or daily drive an M5, or do any other amount of driving experiences. However, I daily drive a 2003 Nissan Maxima, one of the definitions of non-performance commuter cars. And you know what? I love…

I take it you've never driven or ridden in a sub 9 second car. If you have then never mind. Drag racing just isn't for you. I certainly prefer circuit racing, but I will never down play drag racing like it's not equal. Each has their own skill set and thrills.

The same can be said for the LeMons racers-

Never thought I'd say, "That Civic could have used a bigger wing on the back."

"Amazingly, the driver was fine" and all its contextual and stylistic variations might be my favorite combination of words ever. Seeing that sentence means I can sit back and enjoy the carnage I'm about to witness without any nagging existential conflicts.

By common pool table rules, that was not a scratch because he hit three walls.