“guys, i went in there to buy some weed, but like, he had a LOT of weed. I’m not ok with that.”

More like Francois is probably sexing a woman he wishes he had.

The anonymous male tipster:

Not like there’s a huge cautionary tale about what could happen to him just this fucking season am I right?

If Kawhi has even the slightest whisper of a thought that his legs are not in all ways 100% healthy and that he would be risking any sort of injury whatsoever, he should not play.

Thing is, those now-loathing Republicans still voted for the fucker, so fuck them, too.

Maybe, but you know Trumpist never talk about certain undocumented immigrants.

Maybe not Ginobili.

She says she’s not watching the NFL while players protest during the national anthem and avoids movies that feature actors who espouse liberal views.

Hiring Freeze Prevents Hiring Freeze.

“You and me and everyone else that plays with real and fake MVP votes at the end of every NBA season know how boring monotony can get, and so we stitch together some selective, season-specific argument sort-of-proving that LeBron was not the Most Valuable Player in the NBA, by some understanding of Value. These aren’t…

Guessing you’re too young to remember the 2008 playoffs?

The playoff LeBron that’s run roughshod over a PATHETIC eastern conference before being dismantled by competency out west?

LeBron’s old and the Cavs are shit. It’s incredible that anyone could think a team with a mighty +0.9 point differential and who have to lean on J.R. Smith and Jeff fucking Green for major contributions is going to make it to the goddamn Finals. I’m looking forward to James scoring 35 points a game, having zero…

The languishing-on-defense, hands-on-hips, passively fuming regular season LeBron is going back into a box

I guess last year LeBron just didn’t feel like flipping the switch.

Also please bring on the unforced turnovers, the constantly looking for whistles despite charging through everyone, teammates playing four corners offense and mean-mugging teammates for playing four corners offense.

No, that’s regular season Zarbon. This is playoff Zarbon:

Bring on the Playoff Zarbon!

I actually disagree with the Lebron is the mvp every year take. Best player? Of course. He might have been mvp every season at one point, but this is the 4th consecutive season where he’s legitimately not the regular season mvp.