Freak accident?? Yes, who could have thought riding hurricane waves could be dangerous. Next you’ll tell me football head injuries are a freak accident too.

There is a happy healthy middle ground to this question.

MLB is the “easiest” sport to play professionally. And the one with the least amount of wear and tear on your body.

Because the contract is a bullshit, team friendly piece of crap that is based solely on draft position and not on skill or performance. He is being drastically underpaid relative to his true value and he had no say in that.

This is not a new thing. Surfers, especially big wave surfers travel the world chasing storms. It’s what they do. Just like a race car driver, he had a dangerous job and it got him.

A surfers thoughts on Darwin and others like him:

If only there was some sort of warning out there before these random storms hit. This tragedy could have been prevented.

The NFL, where the players get hosed thanks to being part of the weakest union in pro sports.

Me, realizing you beat me to the joke:

Was he being pursued by FBI Agent Johnny Utah?

Hate to be that guy.. but Darwin works.

Or how about being “the” black chick in the office every expects to bring the real good dish. Um please stop asking me to make this $15 mac and cheese and your bringing chips. Humbly except this napkins and plates contribution..

I think that’s part of his point is that people are hyping up Cardi B’s song like it’s the hottest fire but she’s not really bringing anything new to the table.

Can we add office potlucks to this list cause Janice and her odd Jell-O & marshmallow salad.. #VOM

Because the new world order dictates that criticism is the antithesis of respect.

Its not a bad song, the big problem is her lack of dynamics and enunciation.

Yes. I been saying this. But people are so quick to claim you hating. How is it hating for saying that she cant rap? Shes getting her 15 min of fame that I’m pretty sure shes been working on trying to get for years. And it finally happened. But lets not put her up there with other female MC’s because shes not even on…

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

He’d like him to answer for being black, obviously.

What is McMahill saying in that last quote? He wants Michael Bennett to tell the police why they detained him?