Oh the fragility.

...And if you’re offended by this post, you might be a Becky.

They’re called Stacey Dashes.

Which Becky is the one who tells us to not protest and just eat lots of sheet cake?

When he wrote “gold medal in the oppression Olympics” my instant thought was Jezebel readers.

hahaha!

Chad.

This was me editing this post:

This is who they made Forever 21 for. This is who they make Pantene Hair conditioner for.

I thought you were just going off the photo, which makes the SUV seem like it dwarfs her. I don’t think the Range Rover Sport is all that big, personally - but I’m not a small human like Lea Michelle.

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

The 3.8 million texans who voted for Hillary? Lot of them live in Houston.

He’s dressed like the racist grandfather he is.

Does it?

Yeah, but with French dressing instead of ketchup.

Okay granted I’ve only had two hours of sleep so it totally could be me, but I’m having a hard time with:

You sure told them, cool guy!

Having pre-orders open up at random times, and selling out within minutes isn’t fair to normal people. Insomniacs and scalpers sure enjoyed it though.

While I actually like Maria, “the most successful on-court woman not named Williams” is debatable at best.

Do some research, because the historical record shows that you’re wrong.