Or maybe just make sure your kids are playing Pokemon GO in Canada, where you probably wont get robbed at gunpoint.

Why not go with a classic?

When we first moved in together my boyfriend ate my leftover thai food while I was at work once.

Yeah that got me too. Pig and fat ass because she bought food for herself that she intended to eat.

I love that he thinks SHE’S the asshole in the situation. And the “fat ass” is just the cherry on top.

Also, men who don’t realize how gendered food and food-sharing are. She’s a “pig” now. Fucking hell.

You can tell he’s constantly pulling this bait-and-switch nonsense and then blaming her for not reading his inconsistent mind. He’s not good in bed. This much is obvious.

Someone would have died if that happened to me. Do not touch my food.

The thing is, he wanted chicken, she bought him chicken, she asked if he wanted pizza, he said no, he nibbled hers, pretended he didn’t want any, and then ate the original fucking thing anyway when she bought herself a whole other slice. This fucking guy is too much work, he’s a goddamned liar, and he can fuck off…

Already is a Sith, you mean.

It’s been a couple years since Jane Foster became Thor, and the book’s been a great success— great reviews, great sales

Jason Aaron writing two Thor books is a good thing. I thought he was the best on X-Men, but man this Thor saga is AMAZING.

Seemingly crass at first glance, but if you understand the entire run leading up to it then you know what it took to make it happen and why it’s beautiful*.

Mutual bearding.

No, no. It’s circulating pretty widely.

I understood why you choose the photo you did. I hope I didn’t cross the line, I just wanted others to know how unnecessarily violent that poor girl’s attack was. Sometimes, the imagination just won’t do.

Yeah, I didn’t want to make that the header because it’s really graphic, but it’s so important that people know how violent this was.

$100 grand seems too low of an amount to sue for considering they slammed a girl suffering from brain tumors head to the ground. Here’s a photo of her during arrest:

She deserves to be shit on for hitting EVERY SINGLE tone-deaf trope of white people visiting Africa.

He’s absolutely right. Story-wise, there is nothing in TFA that is its own thing. And the big surprise of Han Solo being killed is seen coming a mile away as soon as Leia and Han start talking about how great the good old days were and she says, “Bring back our son”, you know what’s going to happen next.