Too many Susan Sarandon gifs I want to respond to Messing with...

And sadly the headlines will probably still read something along the lines of “Promising footballer’s future ruined...”

Amen.

This look amazing.

It’s Lively-Reynolds. Duh.

“I really fucking hate it when food masquerades as other food.”

I agree. It’s horrible advice.

At least that dinosaur went after a bad guy though.

I don’t deny that there’s an overwhelming and appalling level of ambivalence towards the violence and issues faced by trans women of color, but the silence here could also be in part because Janet is such an unlikable person, so regardless of the cause she’s speaking about or whatever salient point she’s making,…

Uhh... What exactly are they selling here? O_o

Uhh... What exactly are they selling here? O_o

Don’t feel too bad for her. She did say: “I don’t have any crackers in this house.” In this house. She probably has a condo in Palm Springs specifically for carbo-loading.

This is gross. You shouldn’t be putting tape on your mouth. If you’re going to “scrub,” do so gently with a washcloth in the shower. Or after applying a little Vaseline to them for a few minutes.

“...if they fall, they fall down hard and long.”

While this looks good, I read that headline as “Rice Crispy Treat Waffle,” sooo...

Yes. I could finger fuck a goat every 3 months and live with myself.

Like a boring, white Azaelia Banks.

#professionaltroll

Duh. It’s just that the shot is really similar to one Madonna - another pop star - just released within the last year in terms of styling and position.