I will help you spread that rumour!

I am trying to start a rumour that the facial hair is actually felt applique.

Her voice itself is lovely but why does every note have to be all the notes?

I wanted to say don’t know/don’t care after I blocked them, but I’m curious after all.

I dunno! It was just a stupid joke!

“it’s a porn parody without the porn” was my particular favorite.

Colbert comes off like a douche here. He told Affleck he looked like he was on a street corner. Now imagine if Colbert insulted the appearance of a female guest, and the guest responded uncomfortably — we would be crucifying Colbert for abusing the power dynamic of host/guest.

Jesus Christ! Just shit on the cake while you’re at it

Wow. Its hard to express how ridiculous and obnoxious that tweet is.

If she overtakes Allison Krauss for most Grammys by a female artist, I am going to punch the Geammys in the face.

#notallbulls

See, I just see Madonna. At her Madonna-ist.

At first I thought that said a “walking choking lizard” and I immediately thought, well that’s a good description. I’m not sure if the lizard is doing the choking or being choked but I think the latter.

You really have to respect that Steven Tyler just wanders around like that. I mean, he's a walking choking hazard, but he's committed to his brand.

So much. But maybe more a shrug than a cardigan.

“The cover is also designed to present a more intimate experience for the reader. ‘The idea was to look at me from a boyfriend’s perspective,’ Sarah says.”

UGH, Diane, did you HAVE to wear the fucking hat? God, fucking Diane Keaton, you guys. Have I mentioned how I feel about her?

I love how Charlotte Rampling appears ready for her pap smear.

“I photobombed the entire shoot and nobody noticed”