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Agreed. Not sure about zany, but some self-awareness of the fact that the guy is dressed up like a bat wouldn’t hurt. I couldn’t get into any of the Nolan films mainly because they were so joyless. (“Why so serious?” joke here)

They really need to get the episodes on Netflix. I thought it was just a limited series when it first came out and then never had a way of catching up on it.

Don’t feel too bad for her. She did say: “I don’t have any crackers in this house.” In this house. She probably has a condo in Palm Springs specifically for carbo-loading.

“Marvel expects the story to be completed in time to ship for Captain America’s 80th Anniversary.”

This doesn’t surprise me. My family stopped buying imported spices a while ago... unless it was totally unavoidable.

This is gross. You shouldn’t be putting tape on your mouth. If you’re going to “scrub,” do so gently with a washcloth in the shower. Or after applying a little Vaseline to them for a few minutes.

“...if they fall, they fall down hard and long.”

“Epic.”

While this looks good, I read that headline as “Rice Crispy Treat Waffle,” sooo...

Yes. I could finger fuck a goat every 3 months and live with myself.

Like a boring, white Azaelia Banks.

#professionaltroll

Duh. It’s just that the shot is really similar to one Madonna - another pop star - just released within the last year in terms of styling and position.

All I saw:

“Yes, I get it, but how does the chimney sweep over here fit into the concept, Annie?” - Helen Mirren

I just watched The Martian last night and while I loved it, I kept wondering why there hasn’t there been more outrage about the Park and Kapoor characters being rewritten. Kapoor at least got a line acknowledging the fact he was Hindu, but Park in particular was such a WTF moment given that every other featured woman

Call me cynical, but I feel like this movie is doomed... even if it is shedding a really bad actress. The name “Alien: Covenant” alone is going to drive off a ton of people because it sounds like a bad video game. And Prometheus was bad enough that a ton of people are going to just wait to see it as a rental or FX

Awesome work!